An ELDRITCH VOID of unknown origin abruptly erupted from the sky in Ohio last week, wrecking havoc upon local infrastructure and civilians. What a CAT-astrophe!!
When asked for comment on the crisis, the President told NotCatNews, "It's Ohio, who cares lol"
Citizens have banded together and formed a ramshackle militia in order to stave off the Lovecraftian creatures pouring from the void. Efforts to close it are ongoing. Stay PAWS-itive, Ohio!!
