COUNCIL of CATS MEETING

Yearly meeting went down without a hitch

The COUNCIL of CATS gathered for their annual meeting last week. Matters discussed related primarily to cat-human conflict and ongoing efforts to negotiate peace. They definitely did not talk about brainwashing the human race into serving them, or about the COUNCIL's attempts at infiltrating human media, or about efforts to instate a feline shadow government secretly puppeteering each nation's leader. The COUNCIL would never do something like that to their beloved humans!

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A group of cats in business attire sitting at a round-table

Pictured above: The COUNCIL in all their felinian glory.
Image courtesy of Photograhpurr Paws.


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