THE DAY THE GNOMES ATTACKED

It was a normal Monday in the armpit of the world. I had slept like crap the night before and was not in the best of moods. I got out of bed, drank my coffee and got dressed for work. Everything seemed oh so boring and normal, until it wasn't. When I walked out my front door, MY LAWN GNOMES BEGAN TO WRECK MY LIFE!!!!

INTO THE THICK OF IT