The little kittens and I made eye contact and what seemed to be the "leader" of this strange group SPOKE. "Nya! You will take us to your food supply or else, nya!" the kitten yelled while holding up a laser pointer. First of all, the laser pointer looked like a bootleg lightsaber, second, how is this kitten holding the laser pointer in the first place? "Ok, I'll help you. Only because you look sad and pathetic", I said as I motioned them to follow me inside my house.
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