What I Wish I Did Last Wednesday.

For your sake and mine, I wish I could tell of my fantastical escapades. I wish I had gone on some grand adventure, and learned some valuable life lesson. I wish I had saved a princess from the clutches of some evil power. I wish I had valiantly fought or tamed some great beast.

I wish I had pulled Excalibur from the stone.

I did none of those things last Wednesday.